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Cry, Baby
With the possible exception of the Free First Class Upgrade who doesn’t get his meal choice, nothing sends airplane passengers flinging themselves over the edge faster than a crying baby. People are...
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Stuffed Shirt Steps Up
Like many flight attendants, I have a tendency to lump airplane passengers into one of three distinct categories: The Frequent Flyers, The Hot Guys, and the mass of faceless walking F.A.R. violations...
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Elaborating on a recent topic: Just when you think you’ve got your V.I.P. flyers pigeonholed:
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And Yet None of My Bullies Were Fat…
There’s a Golden Girls episode where Blanche meets a guy at the library, agrees to go out on a date with him, balks when she realizes he’s in a wheelchair, and hilarity (naturally) ensues. At one...
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Tattooed with a Nude
So I’m on the airplane yesterday, the last leg of one of the more irritating months of my flying career. This family’s in the last row, bottle-blonde mom, kid in a car seat, chunky, hunky husband in a...
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